2526 Partners in crime 4B

  Hello everyone, my name is Patrick the Paris lover. I’m 50 years old and I have loved paris since I was a child. I’ve been to the Louvre multiple times and I’m fascinated with the Mona Lisa. I’d like to find someone who will help me steal it. There is also a reward of 5000 euros. So for my partner in crime I’m looking for someone who is good at acting, but also sneaky and brave. I don’t really care about the looks. So my plan is that we go undercover to the louvre but not in pairs. When we both have been there for some time, you have to fall down really hard so it looks like you’ve broken your leg. You need to scream very loudly, so the guards will be distracted. I will push the fire alarm button, so no one realises that the Mona lisa has been stolen because of the chaos that was created. While I steal the Mona Lisa you need to keep distracting the guards. In conclusion, you need to be very good at acting or else this job will not fit you. That is basically everythin...

  I am ‘the real Robin Hood’, you may know of the robbery of Jeff Bezos or the attempted murder of Donald Trump. I don’t do the crime to become rich but to help the poor. My next target is the vault of Elon musk. It is beneath his mansion located in Florida. There are ventilation vents that go all around the house and also the vault. So first we enter the garden through the sewers, then we wait util someone opens the backdoor and sneak inside. There we open one of the vents and climb inside and go through the vents to the vault. In the vault we take as much money as possible and return through the vents. Go back through the sewers and end up where the getaway driver is waiting. So I need two people, one who has a really fast car that can fit three people and is really good at driving. Another one who is short and thin and isn’t claustrophobic. There will be no killing allowed, but if we have to use our guns , try to aim for the not deadly parts. So you also have to ta...

  I’m the crime king, I have done many crimes and now I’m planning a new one and I need a partner to help me because this crime is a big one and is difficult. I want to steal a beautiful fast sportscar from the house of a rich family. For that we need the car keys so we need to break into the house. The partner I’m looking for needs to think fast in difficult situations to find a solution if we have a problem. Secondly, the partner needs to drive well and fast so we can escape easily with the car. And of course, he must also be good at breaking into houses. If you are interested to help me, please contact me as fast as you can.

  Hi, I’m the Risky Thief, You probably have already seen me, but I’m already gone before you could recognize me, because I’m really sneak. I’m a master in robbing banks or houses. I’m so good that most people don’t even notice it. The crime I’ve always dreamed about is robbing the fully secured house of Elon Musk, but because that’s too easy for me, I want to do it before anyone has noticed me. Here’s the plan : my future crime partner drops me off with a plane, then we jump out of it on the roof of the house, but on socks, otherwise it’s too noisy. While my partner in crime is hacking into the system of the cameras, I’m going to find an air vent to climb through so the people in the house don’t have any clue of what’s happening, and don’t have evidence either. Then we collect all the goodies and chill a moment on the couch, and we sneak out of the vent to escape at the last moment. We do this during the day to make it even more exciting. So the ideal partner in ...

  I want to rob bank to become rich fast but I need someone to assist me because it is hard to do alone. We will split the money fairly I need someone who is reliable and will not run away and who isn’t scared of shooting hostages when need or shoot at the police. It could also be helpful if you can hack security systems or break in to vaults. I will drive the get away car. We can store the money in an abandoned building and the we can move to the next target. If you want to become rich fast and help me, let me know.

  I am the Phantom of Leuven, I want to rob one of the casinos in Knokke. First we go to the casino with a van, in the van we hack the security camera’s, so they can’t see us, then we go into the casino to the vault were they keep their money, we open the vault and steal the money, after that we go out the casino, in to our van where we reset the camera’s and leave unnoticed. To rob the casino, I need someone who is careful and doesn’t do things impulsively so we won’t get caught. Secondly they need to be someone who is handy, someone who is good with computers and locks, so we can easily get in without getting noticed and caught. And lastly they need to be someone who is fast, so if we get caught we can outrun the guards and escape, so there will be no consequences and we can try at other casinos. So if you have all these characteristics you are the perfect crime partner.

  I am Artcriminal1234 and I am planning to break into a museum and steal art to sell later. I need a partner who is smart so he/she can turn off the alarm and the cameras in the museum. My partner needs to be strong so we can carry all the art outside fast. My partner also needs to be thin: to get into the museum we need to crawl through tunnels underneath the museum. After we’ve stolen the painting(s) we will sell it to art lovers. My partner can’t stand out because that would make us suspicious. If you are these things and want to make lots of money. Let me know. Then you can be my partner in crime or if someone has other ideas on how to steal the painting(s). I am open for suggestions.

  I’m Stax and I’m 20 years old. The crime I want to commit is robbing a bank in Los Angeles because I haven’t been their yet. But first we need to have a plan and I’ll with the transport. We will fly to Los Angeles an once we’re there, we will steal a car. Then we go to the gun store to buy two guns. Now we can make a plan once we’re back at the hotel. The next and last day we go to the bank with the guns in our pockets, and I’ve already hacked the security system. Then we rob the bank and run back to the car, we drive all the way back to the airport where we’re hiring a private jet to go back to Belgium where we’ll be rich and live in a big house. My partner needs to be a quick talker to get info about the bank and he needs to be strong to knock out the security guard. Being a good cook is also important because I’m on my smartest when I’m not hungry.

  I am Tim. When I was younger I loved stealing things, not because of the stuff or the money I got and it didn’t give me a ‘kick’ as some kids get. What kept me going was the different ways to smuggle the items past security. Now, 15 years later I am running the best smuggling gangs in the country. But I want more, I want a small army of smugglers who do the work for me. So I earn a lot of money. Therefore I need something, or rather someone because I am not very intelligent. I’m looking for someone smart. This person can also not be as tall as me because it would ruin my reputation as tall Tim. So, if you are a smart, short and fun criminal. I need you! (message me at : Tall.Tim@stolenmail.com)

  My name is Jimmy and I am stuck in serious financial problems but I have an idea to become rich. I want to start a business in weeds plantations. I gave good connections to buy the plants and I am good at chemistry to make good products from the weed. I can get the seeds from a good old friend of mine. The plan is to grow the plants in my attic. Then I can make products like pomade, joints, hash, etc. and we can sell these for a lot of money. This way, I think that I will become very wealthy. If you want to become rich too, you are good at selling products and you are good with money you can sign yourself up to be my partner in crime. The things you need to do are selling the products and trying to not get caught by the police.

  I’m “the improvisor” and I only have one purpose in life: to create the greatest music composition ever made. I know it’s random, but let me explain. When I was young, nobody cared about me. It made me feel alone and angry and inside I became evil. I wanted to punish human kind for always thinking about themselves, so I wanted to take away that one thing that everyone needs and can’t live without: music. I want to steal all the music of the entire world for two reasons. First of all, I want revenge. Second, I’ve been dreaming of making my own, wonderful music piece. I’ve planned my actions very carefully. I’m going to invent a system that can take all kinds of music instruments and everything that is related to music. I will look like a super big vacuum cleaner who will suck up all music in a sneaky and quick way. Some things are too big for my vacuum cleaner. My system will show them on a screen so I can go and steal them myself. For that, I need an assistant wh...

  Hello, my name is cyclingm and I want to commit a huge crime. My goal is to figure out which World Tour team’s bike is the best but I don’t have enough money to buy them all so I want to steal them. Maybe it is a small detail but I don’t want to go to jail so we have to be very careful. I write “we” because I am still looking for a partner in crime. My partner in crime must be small, so others won’t see him stealing the bikes, I can’t do that because I am too tall. My crime partner must also be scary. When people see him, they have to be scared of his face. Another characteristic of my future partner in crime is that he must be very smart, so we can make our criminal plans together and so I don’t have to do all the work.

  Hello, my name is BonzaiBanana and I’m the funniest criminal in the world. You must probably know that behind every criminal there is another criminal, ‘his right hand’. So I’m looking for a fast, smart and very naughty companion for the biggest prank/crime in the world. What is this biggest crime? Firstly we are going to rob a bank with guns and threaten the employees of that bank. Then with this money we buy a car and nine billion bananas. Eventually we are going to drive the car around cities and villages and we are going to put bananas on the ground so the walking people and the people on bikes will slip. So if you want to be my partner in crime, search for a guy with big floppy ears, sharp teeth, and a lot of hair. It is going to be very funny and you will be rewarded one billion euros. See you later BonzaiBanana

  Hello, I’m The Chemist and I want to rule the drug world. I am someone who’s pretty old but I am also really smart and sweet. My ultimate goal is to be the greatest and richest crook in the world, but for that, I need someone to help me. That someone should be a person who isn’t necessarily smart, but does know something about selling drug. Because I have a really sweet and gentle soul, I need someone who is able to fix things when things aren’t going well between us and someone else. You don’t have to have any knowledge of chemistry, but you have to be willing to follow my orders. I am also looking for someone who isn’t too old, so ages from twenty to thirty-five are perfect. You also have to be in good health because I am a little sick. So, that’s all I’m looking for, if you think you match this description, hit me up! The Chemist

  I’m the Mind controler, I can become very small and creep into your mind. Once I control it with a very small machine, I can get whatever I want for me and my partner. My plan is to find a rich person. First, we kidnap this person and bring him blindfolded to our secret workplace, then we tie this person up. Secondly, I become very small and place the machine in his mind to control it. Lastly, I crawl out his mind and we bring this person back. We can control his mind with the machine, using computers. The victim can bring us money or other stuff without noticing it. My partner has to be Quick with computers, that way my partner can help me with the construction of the machine.

  I’m Guilty Rob, but if you want to become my partner in crime (and are skillful enough, of course, to become my partner in crime) I might allow you to call me Robbie. Anyway, I’m (specifically) looking for someone who is smart enough to bypass an automatic security system that calls the police once it’s activated, but also someone stupid enough to risk their life in doing so (bypassing the security system). As you might have already guessed, I’m describing a bank robbery that includes dangerous, life-threatening situations where you’ll be forced to make a decision in mere seconds. We’ll be robbing the infamous Bank of America, that is highly known for their malicious, hidden ‘fee-system’ and so much more. We’ll have to get away quickly considering the Bank of America is also very known for their ‘tight-knit friendship’ with multiple police departments in the area. I suspect they (the police) will get there soon after we get out, so we’ll have to use my Aston Martin...

  I am the silent killer, I am a small girl with long red hair, freckles and glasses that still goes to high school. I might look sweet on the outside but I am pretty evil on the inside. When I am not working on my murder plan, I love to read in my room. Both my parents are in jail because of murder and I want to follow in their footsteps (beside the jail part of course ;) ). I want to commit murders that can’t be solved, I need to be so quick and silent that nobody sees or hears me. I would like to find a partner in crime that is just as quick as me but also very athletic. I need someone that can bury the bodies and find a place where they can never be found, Therefore you need to have very good orientation. My partner also needs to know how to keep a secret and support my decisions no matter what.

  Do you want to taste all the flavors of all the cookies in the world? Then you’re looking in the right place. I’m the one and only cookie monster. Yes, alive and well. Be careful, because when you’re sleeping at night I will steal all your cookies and use them for my biggest project: the tower of cookies. So, are you able to help this quiet but dangerous and always hungry cookie monster? There’s only one inconvenience: if I don’t have cookies near me I can eat you… Still interested? I can make your wish come true and you can taste all the cookies in the world if you help me with one thing: stealing. I need someone fast, smart and evil, because if you see or hear a child when you are stealing at night you can’t spare them. Give them a “smoothie” with a little poison or use a dagger, that makes it even easier. Don’t worry, you won’t go to prison, you’ll be safe on the roof of our school after you’ve climbed the cookiestaircase. There, your wish will come true.

  I am looking for a partner in crime for the coolest crime I have committed so far and I have lots of experience so be ready for something fancy. To be able to help me you’ll probably need to train a little more because I need someone who is really strong. You also need to be able to break onto buildings. I hope you are already interested in helping me. Now I will explain what we are going to do. In the evening after the closing hours of the swimming pool we will try to get in there. I will make sure we have enough glitter because we will fill the swimming pool with pink glitter. After that we will swim in the pool and party. For that part you can also ask some friends to come. I hope you like my plan and if you are interested in becoming my partner in crime for this, and maybe, later on, other crimes, you can call me. PS. Make sure that you aren’t allergic to glitter before calling me!

  I look like a normal girl with flat brown hair and medium height but I’m not because…every Monday, my partner and I will go to people’s houses and steal their interior decoration. This can range from a whole wardrobe to a minor vase. After we’ve taken everything we like, we will leave little notes to threaten them so they wont call the police. Every time somebody confronts us, we will act like we warned them in a note. Therefore, I need a partner who will be blunt and tell me what we can do better. Besides that, the person must be very precise so if I ever forget something or don’t think it through, then they can set it right without any mistakes. And lastly they need to be helpful, because if I ever get a punishment and need to go to jail, they’ll need to help me get out. It would also be nice if, in addition to all the characteristics listed, they were also funny and shared the same sense of humour, which could help build a stronger bond between us.